Safe Car Care Products

It wasn’t until I read Dr. Oz’s recent Esquire article, 99 Quick Health Secrets for Men, that I realized that some people actually care about what goes in to the products they clean their cars with.  I’ve always been of the opinion that, if it works, who cares?  Gasoline works great on a lot of surfaces (not plastic!), but then again, I’ve all but lost my sense of smell because of it.

So, I take it upon myself, dear reader, to recommend a few car care products that will do an excellent job and aren’t extraordinarily toxic.  I regularly use them on my own vehicles (which I’m a bit of a neat freak about), and I know they work pretty well.  Here are my picks:

Soft Scrub Cleanser Lemon, 26 oz

I know what you’re thinking, “Why would I use a bathroom cleaner in my car?”  Well, to clean the leather or vinyl seats, of course!  Soft Scrub is an amazing product if you want to get a deep clean on your leather, but it’s not something you should use on a regular basis, in fact, it’s a once- or twice a year kind of thing.

The process is fairly simple: wet a soft cloth, apply a bit of Soft Scrub to it, and gently massage it into the surface you want clean.  Naturally, you should test it in a small, out of the way area in case it is a little too abrasive for your seats, but I’ve found that it does a fine job on my car’s interior.  Once you’ve massaged it in, wipe the residue off with another clean, damp cloth.

This is the most chemical-y product that I’m recommending, as it has calcium carbonate and some mild detergents, but it works wonders and, as long as you don’t lick the seats after you’re done.

P21S Concours Carnauba Wax

This stuff, as far as I’m concerned, is the king of wax.  I recommend this one because, unless you’re a professional car cleaner, this is about the best wax you’ll need.  It makes for an amazing sheen, but most importantly, it’s pretty much pure wax. Most waxes you buy have petroleum distillates in them, which help with cleaning the paint a little bit, but they’re not the best thing to be using on your car.

Now, it’s a hybrid of carnuba and beeswax, so it’s not the truly professional-grade stuff, but for that you can expect to spend a lot more money.  I also really like this one because my car has some plastic trim, and it doesn’t leave a white residue if I run over into the trim a little bit.

Also, don’t be tempted to use liquid wax.  It’s easier, but not only does solid wax do a better job, but the liquid version has some additional chemicals to keep it in a liquid state.

Simple Green All-Purpose Cleaner And Degreaser

Simple Green is my favorite cleaning product by far (except for toluene, but you can’t get that easily anymore).  It’s perfect for cleaning dash boards (it can leave a tacky residue on plastic, be careful!), engine compartments, wheels, and just about anything that needs degreasing.

What gets me about Simple Green is that it’s straight-up eco-friendly.  The manufacturer started selling it in 1979 as a safe, industrial strength degreaser.  In fact, the stuff is so safe you can damned-near drink it.  It’s ideal for removing road grime, lubricants, and other stuff like that.  The only thing you can’t use it for is preparing surfaces for painting.

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So there you have it, three car care products that won’t kill you or give you cancer.  Are there products out there that will do a better job?  Well, yes, but they all have nasty chemicals in them, only exception being those $1,000 blocks of pure Brazilian carnuba wax.  I don’t know about you, but I think it’s nice to be able to clean your car without destroying your own health or the environment.

Redoing the Flooring in Your S30

Do you own an old Datsun?  Does the interior look like this?

Do you want it to look like this?

I know I did.  Some time ago I decided that I had had enough of bare floor pans and ancient vinyl padding and bought the Motorsport Auto carpet conversion kit.  Here’s what I did.

A quick note before I explain everything.  When you go to buy the kit, you’re offered the option of either cut pile carpet and loop carpet.  Cut pile is the stuff that’s in basically all new cars and is much softer to the touch.  It’s also easier to clean.  If you’re a Datsun purist, you’ll want to go with the loop, as it was more or less the industry standard at the time, but in my opinion it looks old and holds on to dirt better than the alternative.  Also, to do this you’ll need the following:

metric socket and end wrench set

interior tools or screwdrivers wrapped in tape

spray glue

phillips and blade screwdrivers

gasoline and rags

(recommended) a respirator

(recommended) Scotchguard

So the first step in redoing your flooring is removing the seats.  Underneath them are four bolts, which you can access from the front and rear of the seat.  I believe that they’re 14mm, I can’t swear to that, as I had already installed BMW 325is seats with custom brackets.

With the seats out you then need to remove the shift assembly, center console, and the mounting brackets that hold them all down.  Start by unscrewing the shift knob, removing the leather cover, and pulling all the goodies out of there.  If memory serves, you just need to remove the shift boot and knob, as you’ll be able to pull the console over the shifter.  From there, your center console has seven fasteners.  There are two on each side, plus three in the center compartment:

Did you remember to put chalks under the wheels?  I hope so, because you may be fiddling with the e-brake to get the console out.  Also, be sure to unplug the stereo and the wires to the defogger, carb heat, and emergency blinker switches and lights.  Then you’re ready to pull the center console.  While you’re there you should remove the e-brake boot (three buttons, just pull on it), and disconnect the e-brake assembly from the transmission tunnel.  The new carpet will have a hole for it, and it’ll make your life easier to have it hanging than to try to maneuver a huge chunk of carpet around it.

Once that’s out, you can start pulling vinyl off metal.  Just tug that stuff off until you get to the doors.  You’ll need to pull the weatherstripping up a little bit to get it out, and you may have to loosen some interior panels, especially in the back.  Once the vinyl’s off, then you’re car will somewhat resemble this:

But don’t think that you can start being constructive yet.  The back still needs to get done!  You’ll need to remove any speaker box you have, the interior tail light cover, the strut caps (which just pop off), and the quarter panels.  If your car is like mine then the quarter panels are so rotted that they will crack and shatter into carcinogenic dust when you try to remove them.  Don’t worry, you can get replacements.  They’re $200 each from MSA.  You might as well resign yourself to it, as even if you don’t need to remove them to take out the vinyl, you will to install the carpet.

On another note, you’ll need to remove the plastic trim that goes across the front of the rear deck.  Once you’ve done all that, you’re pretty much ready to install some carpet.  You might even have to remove the quarter window trim, too.  Bear in mind that, to reinstall those goodies, you’ll need these.  Yes, I hate them too, but in all my research and in seeing hundreds of excellent conversions and restorations, I am yet to see an alternative.  The way you remove those is using a punch or a thin screwdriver, push the plastic cylinder in the middle of the rivet through the back.  You can try using pliers to pull them through the front, but I’ve never had any luck with that approach.  Anyway, once you get the vinyl and old stuff you, you’ll see something like this:

Note the little rubber plugs in the floor pan?  If they’re rotting, now would be a good time to replace them.  The Z Man offers replacements, but he’s in Canada.  Good luck finding them anywhere else.

The carpet set comes in a set of 7 pieces, two for the rear wheels/strut towers, two floor pan pieces, one for the rear deck, and two under seat pieces.  You’re a smart guy, so I’ll let you figure out the exact orientation of each piece.  Now would be a good time to lay everything out and make sure that you have a complete kit, like this, but with two more funny-shaped pieces that cover the wheel wells:

Now that you have everything, you can get started.  Cleaning, that is.  With your gasoline (or acetone) and rags wipe down all the areas where you are going to be spraying glue, which is basically everywhere except the rear deck.  The rear deck piece doesn’t get glued down, unless you don’t want to access your spare tire well or tool compartments.  Use a respirator if you have one; I didn’t and I couldn’t smell anything for a month.

I recommend doing the wheel wells first, as they’re the most difficult.  It’s helpful to have an extra set of hands for those.  The basic process is that you apply spray glue to the surface, then to the backside of the carpet.  Wait for both to become tacky, about a minute or two, depending on how much you used, and then stick them together.  Be sure that you know how each piece fits on before you start using the glue, as that stuff is sticky, and you’ll only have one shot to get it right.

For the wheel wells it’s helpful to have an extra person because there are so many edges.  Just have one person hold one side while you press down the rest.  Be careful to remove all the air bubbles.  From there, it’s spray and glue until the carpet is in.  Just remember, DON’T GLUE DOWN THE DECK PIECE.  You’ll be in a world of pain if you do.  Once it’s all glued down, I recommend using Scotchguard on the new carpet.  You can then start putting things back together the way you found them (if you remember).

Once you’re finished, you’ll have gone from dirty old beater to somewhat respectable beater, all in about 8 hours.  Also, as a final caveat, if you find rust anywhere, and I mean anywhere, then stop and treat it immediately.  Rust is one of the main causes of death for 1970′s era Datsuns, and if you don’t take care of it now it could cost you a lot of money or a car in the future.

3 Free Bits of Software I Can’t Live Without

I hate spending money on software.  Especially Microsoft products.  It’s not that they aren’t good, no, rather it’s that I don’t like spending over $100 for a suite of programs, half of which I rarely, if ever, use.  But I digress, I’m not writing to rip on Microsoft’s business practices and sales techniques; I’m writing to share a about software that, as a freelance writer and generally computer savvy person, I find is extraordinarily useful.

#1 OpenOffice

If OpenOffice were a woman I would desperately pursue her, and wind up being rejected because she can get any guy she wants.  She’s a 9 out of 10, with brains, beauty, and charm, and is totally down to earth and practical.  OpenOffice an open source selection of applications that take the place of MS Office, supports something like 120 languages, and works on just about any operating system you can think of.  It’s not quite as polished as Microsoft’s products, but it works really well and it’s free, so I can’t complain.

You can download it or learn more about it here.

#2 f.lux

To date, I haven’t found anything as original or neat as f.lux.  This is a program that will adjust the color temperature of your screen according to the time of day, softening the color at night to avoid hurting your eyes.  When I first gave it a shot my immediate reaction was, “What the hell, why’s everything yellow?” but after an hour I couldn’t imagine going without it.  The only downside is that it doesn’t play well with video games, and if you have a job where color matters then this might not be a great idea for you.

Downloads and everything else here.

#3 Spybot Search & Destroy

The one thing I hate more than overpriced, unnecessary software packages is software that makes me pay for a subscription.  It’s why I no longer play MMORPGs and it’s why I hate Symantec, McAfee, and all the other big name security software providers.  This is where Spybot comes in.  It’s a free malware detection and removal tool that is recommended by most industry professionals.  I first heard about it from Leo Laporte some years ago and have used it ever since.  Now the only thing that can kill my computers is the occasional spill.

You can download it here.  Also be sure to check out the active system scanning stuff they’ve got.

Naturally, there are tons of free applications out there that are super useful.  Firefox, Dropbox, Skype, and many others didn’t get included because, frankly, if you haven’t heard of them then you shouldn’t be allowed to conduct business on the internet.  These three are a good starting point for keeping your computer secure and working well.

Extra, extra! Twittertape Machine Revolutionizes Communications!

Well, maybe not, but it’s still pretty cool.  I read about this some time ago on my regular forum when the builder posted a picture and a description under a “Post Your Projects” thread.  He used a thermal receipt printer to print tweets onto thermal paper, and put it all into a neat old-world package.  The neat part is that it doesn’t require any ink.  See for yourself:

Personally, I don’t think is going to have any far reaching effects on how we tweet, or social media in general, but the wood, brass, and glass all come together to make an absolutely amazing desk ornament for the inner technophile.  I believe the guy has plans to produce and sell them, but I can’t say for how much and when they’ll be available.

The Twittertape machine would be a really great conversation starter.  Now, whether or not I would want that thing printing all night long in my office, that’s a different story.  You can check out more here.

 

My “Thing”

If you’re one of the people that’s been unfortunate enough to talk with me for any length after a drink or two, you’re probably aware of my insatiable lust for all things automotive.  I’ve been fixing cars for years, starting with my father’s 1969 Triumph TR-6, moving into his 1989 Ford Merkur XR4-Ti, and finally on to my very own 1974 Datsun 260z.

That damned Datsun…it’s really a love hate relationship we share.  I love the daring looks, the hilarious 1960′s era handling, and lack of creature comforts, and if you ask any other owner, the opinion is probably shared.  It’s the little things that get to you: having to remove a wheel to change a burnt out headlight, a wiring harness that is decidedly British, and, dare I say the word, rust.  Anyone with the particular blend of insanity which characterizes auto enthusiasts understands that you take the good with the bad.

Not that that leads up to my point at all, but here it is: below is an image of what I want my car to look like, lifted from an unknown owner:

Not too shabby, right?  Normally I’m not a fan of the headlight covers, and I personally prefer fender mirrors to door mirrors, but this thing is gorgeous.  Sadly, this is what I’m working with now:

The old girl needs a little work, but she’s been around for 40 years and there’s still a ton of life left in her.  Hopefully, writing about it will inspire me to get to work and start knocking things off the To Do list a little faster.

 

That being said, if you have a Datsun, or hell, any cool car, I’d love to see it.