It wasn’t until I read Dr. Oz’s recent Esquire article, 99 Quick Health Secrets for Men, that I realized that some people actually care about what goes in to the products they clean their cars with. I’ve always been of the opinion that, if it works, who cares? Gasoline works great on a lot of surfaces (not plastic!), but then again, I’ve all but lost my sense of smell because of it.
So, I take it upon myself, dear reader, to recommend a few car care products that will do an excellent job and aren’t extraordinarily toxic. I regularly use them on my own vehicles (which I’m a bit of a neat freak about), and I know they work pretty well. Here are my picks:
Soft Scrub Cleanser Lemon, 26 oz
I know what you’re thinking, “Why would I use a bathroom cleaner in my car?” Well, to clean the leather or vinyl seats, of course! Soft Scrub is an amazing product if you want to get a deep clean on your leather, but it’s not something you should use on a regular basis, in fact, it’s a once- or twice a year kind of thing.
The process is fairly simple: wet a soft cloth, apply a bit of Soft Scrub to it, and gently massage it into the surface you want clean. Naturally, you should test it in a small, out of the way area in case it is a little too abrasive for your seats, but I’ve found that it does a fine job on my car’s interior. Once you’ve massaged it in, wipe the residue off with another clean, damp cloth.
This is the most chemical-y product that I’m recommending, as it has calcium carbonate and some mild detergents, but it works wonders and, as long as you don’t lick the seats after you’re done.
This stuff, as far as I’m concerned, is the king of wax. I recommend this one because, unless you’re a professional car cleaner, this is about the best wax you’ll need. It makes for an amazing sheen, but most importantly, it’s pretty much pure wax. Most waxes you buy have petroleum distillates in them, which help with cleaning the paint a little bit, but they’re not the best thing to be using on your car.
Now, it’s a hybrid of carnuba and beeswax, so it’s not the truly professional-grade stuff, but for that you can expect to spend a lot more money. I also really like this one because my car has some plastic trim, and it doesn’t leave a white residue if I run over into the trim a little bit.
Also, don’t be tempted to use liquid wax. It’s easier, but not only does solid wax do a better job, but the liquid version has some additional chemicals to keep it in a liquid state.
Simple Green All-Purpose Cleaner And Degreaser
Simple Green is my favorite cleaning product by far (except for toluene, but you can’t get that easily anymore). It’s perfect for cleaning dash boards (it can leave a tacky residue on plastic, be careful!), engine compartments, wheels, and just about anything that needs degreasing.
What gets me about Simple Green is that it’s straight-up eco-friendly. The manufacturer started selling it in 1979 as a safe, industrial strength degreaser. In fact, the stuff is so safe you can damned-near drink it. It’s ideal for removing road grime, lubricants, and other stuff like that. The only thing you can’t use it for is preparing surfaces for painting.
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So there you have it, three car care products that won’t kill you or give you cancer. Are there products out there that will do a better job? Well, yes, but they all have nasty chemicals in them, only exception being those $1,000 blocks of pure Brazilian carnuba wax. I don’t know about you, but I think it’s nice to be able to clean your car without destroying your own health or the environment.








